"LET ME MARRY."

Otautau Standard and Wallace County Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 211, 18 May 1909, Page 7

"LET ME MARRY. "

♦- In the Divorce Court at Paris a document bearing the following appeal was produced : — Saint Mary, let me marry. Saint Privat, let him be a soldier. Saint Augustine, or a doctor. Saint Anatole, or a schoolmaster. Saint Remain, or his assistant. Saint Blaise, I shall be pleased. Saint Nicholas, don't forget me. Saint Irenreus, I am the eldest. St. Colette, don't let my younger sis-' ter marry first. St. Simon, I should like him to be fair. St. Amateur, I will take him whatever " his complexion. j ' St. Fabian, let him have a bit of •money. Saint PretextatUß, let him have a good position. Saint Angela, let him be faithful. St. Leander. let him be tender. , Saint' Apollinarius, let him be goodtempered. St. Gregory, don't let him drink. , Sti ' Thomas, 1 - don't let hint femoke. St. Philomena, let nae be the master. Saint Madeleine, don't put it off to, next vear. ■ 'Saint 'Ferdinand, I have waited ■ go long. Saint Eucharius, leb me have him this winter. The . spinster who • had ■ written this did marry, at last, a flute-player,' with the appropriate name of Paii: 'Three- days after the wedding, the 'Telegraph' says, M. and Mme Pan went into tli© Divorce Court,, and the. Court has dissolved the, marriage.