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Otautau Standard and Wallace County Chronicle, Volume II, Issue 101, 9 April 1907, Page 6

A local schoolboy was asked : " What is a skeleton?" and this was his humorous definition : "A thing wi' its inside cotside and its ootside aff." Turkish ladies redden their finger-nails and gild their eyebrows. A Breton woman makes one Sunday dress do all her life. This is the kind of item husbands like to read out loud to their wives. Instantaneous photography shows that a horse at full trot often has all four feet on the around at onoe.