His Duties Lady: So you are on a submarine. What do j r ou do Sailor: Oh, I run forward, ina'am, and hold her nose wheD we want her to dive. One Way Out The tenant offered the land lady four shillings rent instead of eight. Said'the landlady, "You aio four shillings short." "Oh, no," said the tenant. ''l was, but now it's yoxi." •
SHOOTING SEASON. LICENSES to shoot, in the Taranaki Acclimatisation Society's district, cock pheasants, Californian quail and Australian quail, May 1 to July 31, 1937 (both days inclusive), grey duck and black swan, May 1 to June 30, 1937 (both days inclusive), pukeko, May 1 to May 14, 1937 (both days inclusive), will be issued from the following post offices: New Plymouth, Inglewood, Mokau, Okato, Pungarehu, Opunake, Rahotu, Tariki, Urenui, Waitara. Licenses may also be obtained from the Secretary, Brougham Street. New Plymouth, F. Quin, Sports Dealer, New Plymouth, N.P. Hardware Co., New Plymouth, and I J. J. Miller, Curator, Inglewood. All licenses must be produced on request of rangers. VAL. DUFF, Hon. Sec.
Are assured to \»»ose who = ORDER A NEW SUIT TO MEASURE 3 R. E. PEAT Men's Wear Specialist, OPUNAKE
'mrH m 'm t v j- ?**>*; m "<*, .1 I f. * ; M "You get him to SEE THE AMP." ~' ER husband, she told her father, was not assured. They had no savings. She had never thought about what might happen to her if he were to die. "You get him to see the A.M.P.," her father said. "Get him to do it straight away. Get him to take out an A.M.P. policy for at least £SOO. He can do it for a few shillings a week. A policy of £I,OOO would be better still. With that done you won't have a worry in the world." "Get him to see the A.M.P." That is sound advice. The A.M.P. la the largest Mutual Life office in the Empire. On an average one family in every two in Australia and New Zealand is protected in some measure through the A.M.P. The Society has £106,000,000 of assets and is as strong as the nation itself. Last year it issued new policies totalling £27,000,0001 The A.M.P. grows from strength to strength because it serves a great human need: it makes the family secure. The Society will be glad to send an experienced adviser to discuss this "great human need" with any couple. A word to the nearest A.M.P. office will bring him. Write or 'pbone to-day. AMP SOCIETV THE LARGEST MUTUAL LIFE OFFICE IN THE EMPIRE. Establubed 1849. (lM*rf*rstt4 U Aeitr»li«), Head Office for New Zealand: Customhaue Qsay, WelUa|toa. W. T. HUN, MaatfW.
Dist. Agent: K. Hingston, P. 0. Box 140, Hawern New Plymouth District Alanagm: E. E. Stevens.
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Opunake Times, 23 July 1937, Page 4
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