WIT AND HUMOUR

Opunake Times, 24 February 1933, Page 1

WIT AND HUMOUR

• « « * The iisingeneration retires about the time that the retiring generation rises. * * * s Parent : “My son has so many original ideas.” Teacher: “Yes, especially in arithmetic.” m m m m An Indianapolis dealer in tyres and tubes advertises this way: “Invite us to your next blowout.” * * « * A Parnell man claims to have got America on a two-valve set. A Newmarket man did better. He got Greece on one waistcoat. • » » * “When I was looking at some dress material the shopwalker asked me how many yards I was going to take.” Suspicious fellow. i m • m Wife: “When I die you’ll never find another woman like me.” Husband: “What makes you think I should try to find another woman like you.” • « * • “Well, Pat, what are you doling for a living these days?” Pat: “Nothing at all, sorr.” “A pleasant job, with no worries, I should say?” “No sorr; ’cepting I might lose it.”