IN LIGHTER VEIN.

Opunake Times, 16 December 1930, Page 1

IN LIGHTER VEIN.

_ ♦ \ \ "I hear lie refused to take chloroform when he was operated oil?" 'Yes; ho said he'd rather take it when he paid his bill." , ■ I 'Hey, the starter button is missing from your car." "Yeah, I just got it back from the auto laundry." "■■""""—■ j SOFT BOILED i Where did you get those big, tender, sympathetic eyes?" she cooed. * "Oh" replied the sailor, "they came with my face." First Father: My son at college supports himself by typewriting letters in his spare time. Second Father: Mine sends telegrams. She: Somebody told nic that kisses were the language of love. He: Then may I converse with you? f WHAT IS SOCIALISM? Dibbs: Your fellow-lodger says that he is a convinced Socialist. Meakins: He must he; he wears my shirts, smokes my tobacco, uses my matches, and writes to my girl. SHORN LAMB Judge: Have you anything to offer the court before sentence is passed upon you? Prisoner: No, yer honor; me lawyer took me last dollar. Mamma (dining out) : It isn't polite, Bobby, to smack your lips when eating. You never do that at home. Bobby: 'Cause we never have anything worth smacking over.