EXPENSIVE Private MacTavish bought two tickets in a radio raffle. On the first ticket drawn he won the prize. Noting the Scot’s obvious dismay, his friend said, “Why* don’t you smile, Sandy? You just won a radio.” “It’s that second ticket, ’ moaned Sandy, “Why did I ever buy it?” ' BAD’ SHOT Pedestrian: “I. say, you just missed, me.” Motorist, “Well, stand still and I’ll try again.”
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Opotiki News, Volume IX, Issue 954, 26 November 1946, Page 1
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66Page 1 Advertisements Column 5 Opotiki News, Volume IX, Issue 954, 26 November 1946, Page 1
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