* * * The Married Man: ‘'You look very upset this morning. What’s tho cause?” The Single One: "Oh, several tilings.” The Married Man; “Well, take tho advice of somebody who knows. Marry ofio of them, and lot tho others go.” * * * Stranger: “In -what direction docs tho villaue lie, please?” Villager; “Well, sir, it’s liable to lie in any old direction that comes handy, but these holiday times it’s mostly about the fish they say they caught.”
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Otago Daily Times, Issue 19405, 14 February 1925, Page 15
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