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Otago Daily Times, Issue 19311, 24 October 1924, Page 5

Pompous Mistress: “Who is that man at the door, Hannah?” New Girl: “He says he’s the rent-collector, ma’am.” “But, Hannah, we don’t pay any rent.” “That’s what he says, ma’am.” —At a wedding the bridegroom had no means of support except his father, who was rich. When tho bridegroom had to repeat the words, “With all my worldly .goods I thee endow,” hia father was heard to say, “Heavens! there goes his bicycle!” —“Remember, young fellow,” said the practical man, “that in order to succeed you must teach people to trust, you.” “I have done that,” answered the gloomy young stripling, “and I have succeeded m getting into debt beyond xny fondest expectation*. ’*