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Oamaru Mail, Volume I, Issue 310, 21 April 1877, Page 4

A paper o-jhtata* this advertisement : " Wanted, a situation. either as private; detective, or as publisher of a weekh* newspaper. Can l>c recommended in both capacMes." This is decidedly the plcasantest hit at the trade sinc« Byron i took pains to represent to John Murray fcftaS ** Barabbaa was a publisher." Another paper recently announced :—" For sate, Pianoforte—cottage—seven octaves —the property of a lady leaving for England. in a remarkably elegant case, on beautifully carved support." During the polling for the London School Board, a ratepayer arrived breathless and in a state of great excitement at one of the polling stations in Hackney, and said, " I want to vote for a woman." "Ah ! 7 ' said a friendly voice, " I suppose yoa mean Miss Miller I" " No," says the ratepayer, " that's not her name ; let me ait down and think. I saw it on a placard as I came along. (Thinks aloud.) I have it. P«>!I Early ; that's her!"

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