The CRITIC

NZ Truth, Issue 1258, 9 January 1930, Page 4

The CRITIC

"THAT'S the worst of vanishing cream," -said the chemist when he saw that a burglar had raided his stock of cosmetics! "" * * . * MANY a man "wrestles" with a mug IVI the while -he gets a "toe-hold" of the footrail m a bar. *. # * A COUNTRY hotel has installed a "■ gramophone behind the bar. Quite a number of the residents have decided to "face the music!" * # * FACE CREAMS and talc powders are *■ getting a great hearing from women of inferiority. complex! * , # ■ ■ * WOMEN shouldn't give their hubbies " cigars for ' Christmas boxes. It makes too many good New Year resolutions go up m. smoke! BY a strange paradox nothing makes a fisherman bite more than when the fish don't! * * # ■ P VEN, a detective has been known to derive pleasure from being brought' face to face with a mug! •>■,*-' * WHEN a man w(h)ets his appetite too much he often goes off, his feed. * . # * ' A WOMAN often reaches a man's level when she is sitting on his knees. ' * • * * DESPITE their fish tales, the only , things some anglers catch are a cold and the next train home. *.. * . * "A WOMAN'S crowning glory is her ** halr." May be, but many are short of glory. « * • MANY a calf goes down- to the, corn. "f\H., for an hour with thee," by members of the Daylight Saving Club. , # -•■ # * "nOMINION" : Wanted, Companion- . Help for Tourist House, personal interview Government Tourish Office 2 o'clock Tuesday, Wednesday. — : Ish thish good English? , ».. « # "DIG Change m English Cricket." *-^ Must be gate receipts. *# # • A WOMAN is as old .as she fools. ' - * ■ ■ ■ • ''-•'' VERY often the husband of. a delicate * woman suffers nagging- pains.