The Critic

NZ Truth, Issue 1199, 22 November 1928, Page 8

The Critic

SIR JOSEPH In-fer-cargill. .*" * * WAI-RATJ with Girling? # i * . * QENERAL Ejections. * .' . *. ,'.* IN Dunedin, a diplomat is one who, 1 when looking: for a job, walks into the office whistling a Scotch ditty. * '. #■' .-.•■* . CL.ECTRICIANS regard the bathroom *-* as the most dangerous room m the house. Much depends on> the blind. ' * •••■#. # |SeTECTTVE sat on prisoner m the street. Made arrest, then took it. ' # # * ' # ' .; OWEDEN proposes to abolish the " knock-out m boxing-' contests on the grounds that it leads to idiocy. But the fans will continue to go balmy over their idols. ; r\L«D bedding may no lortger go into • the factories;, so it. will ail stay m the boarding-houses. ».; « # # A CHAP may not take much notice of just a slip of a girl,- but if it's the girl's slip .: . . ! . .•■■'#■■■ # ■ * "Manawatu Standard"': "BIRTH. >• _. On October 16th, 192.8, to Mr. and Mrs. — — ,- 'a -ltlushter." The joke's on them! ■'. . '■„-.• # .*,'■■; * ■ Dunedin "Evening Star": "The agonk of that walk must have been almost paralysing ..." Nearly gonked outl