The Critic

NZ Truth, Issue 1176, 14 June 1928, Page 1

The Critic

EVENING paper headline: "Runaway *-* Match." Struck trouble. •#■ * • * JUST how much praise would the busy bee get if he spent his time storing up something man couldn't steal? .# * a TWO women take a long time to say ■*• good-bye because both want the last word. #■. * * . COME married women get so much. of their own way that they could write up their diaries a week in advance. • ' . # # * r\NCE upon a time a girl stayed at home if she had nothing to g© out In. ##* ■ ■ W^HO can speak of wickedness in the ™ modern flapper's street-dress when there's so very little of the "under"-world in all her wardrobe.. '• # •

; * ' * * TN the off season, many a salesman is •*• out of commission. * • • jl/FANY a man wishes he had time to IVI forget the money he owes. DETWEEN the first love and the *^ grand passion is the same degree of difference as between mushrooms and toadstools — all a question' of experience, however disastrous. * * * WHEN you hear of a man being ** eulogrised, you begin to wonder when he died. . # *■ # FROGS always croak at nigrht, yet they're always alive in the morning. * * # NICE-LOOKING girls are seldom overlooked. But they're always well looked over. * * * pYNICISM is either pose or a poor digestion. * * * W7ILL photographerg ever develop the " film on teeth?