The Critic

NZ Truth, Issue 1173, 24 May 1928, Page 1

The Critic

"LJATS are not creations," declared, a witness m the Arbitration Court. Don't believe" it. Some of the hats'; we have seen would create a stir anywhere, especially at home when the bill arrives. j ■-' # # # THE number of Arctic flights In the air at present leave us perfectly cold. # « # A DRUNK m the Auckland Police Court escaped a fine because he Ijad only American money m his possession. Put the S.M. oft the (s)cent. IWIANT a boy is a blockhead because m he's a chip off the old block. ** . • DECENTLT m Matamata a calf broke a man's ankle. Some calvea we know of break men's hearta. * • • A GIRL'S success m modern fashion ** — like aviation — depends a lot on the "take-off." # • • EMOTIONAL films, plays and novels . are responsible for deaths from heart disease, says an English scientist. Modern woman certainly gives one palpitations. . • '■• • • DEACH-COMBERS. The new pollcewomen. ; ■ #■ ••- ■ ■; ••• ■ # CUMMER-TIME — down to the sea m v slips. THE essence of indiscretion is dis- *• cretion. * • • "THE DOMINION" mentions "six 1 physic pictures hung m the Royal Academy." The sort that would be likely to settle our stomachs after viewing tha psychic x<axlet%