The CRITIC

NZ Truth, Issue 1103, 20 January 1927, Page 1

The CRITIC

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DOXER'S maxim: He who hesitates is sloshed. - *.' ■7- * *.-.': COME people have a passion, for work. V Others make work of passion. "T ' '■:' ' ■■ ■*-.-' .* ■'. * ':■■/•■. MEN are beginning to realize that ■ they have not much oh the women ' these days, but neither have they. ■*■■.' ■ * " * WHETHER a patient is wealthy 'or not, the doctor will generally admit that his heart is iri the right place. •■ ■' *T "..■■• #■ •..-''■' - 'TV- " MTTLB.swidow has a dangerous sting". . ..:"■•'; * • *'■,'■"■ 7* i . COON the "ax" m "tax" Twill « ■ ■■' i; ;fa}l. y : yT'^T .."'■■ ' ') <•■ # .-'.': 4' ' *''' ' ' THERE will be a' lot of queer fish at J i Russeft soon. . l '"■■ ' ■;, ,- c-- -.* ■ .•'■;* 7- . 7* ' • ;' \y '< THE League football players caught j an irritating rash at Home. They; I are a swatch team, anyway.- 7 '" i >' -'•'•'? '" ■■■'■•'* :■' T * '■' T. 5 , t AT the seaside pretty girls show off a . ■lot.-; • ■ . . -. yy ■ .1 ','« : -_; .'* .' ' '*. ":'■ "'• : * .:: . '•-.. t T IFTMEN are a. lot of take-downs. .'*'.'. •" ■*'.'■. ' *■-.-■ MEWSPAPER extract: The motor-car f has ' undoubtedly levelled all \ ranks." The accident statistics thor- g oughly confirm this. . ■* , v *t • y * AN eminent surgeon informs us that the most difficult operation known to surgery. is the removal of a woman's . ja.w. In fact, he assures us that such an operation has never yet been successful! •"', ■ -■'■''■' \ * <* •"-. ■*.-.' \ m [N the game of love, a- novelist de- A clares/ women wear ijaasks and men A iveaft dominoes. --..'ires — and usually the T nan draws the double blank... V SKELETON 3Qp6 years, old has been i y found m the Isle of Wight. All' A jfforts to locateTthe person who lost it ▲ lave so far. proved' unsuccessful. '. • '■ T -:'*,_ --„* ■'■ '''-:*..--'.''',.■" " I 'THE Fire Brigade's 800ft;, extension ♦ : ladder was run ujp against the • vail but- it was too short." Sounds A iretty talL A pXJNTERS' motto: There's iriany J a slip 'twixt the cup and the 1 ip'o ;'/ -"" • J that-' they cah't'Tput, ; down ;-i the hooch evil m. U.S.' Apparently 5 ;he trouble is that wHerr they have' got T t down they- can't keep it down. : V •y'y* •/■.' *•-.' . * :'• y .' 4 pr costs £- a minute to talk to U.S.A. 1 _- by radio telephony. Coates' travel- A alk costs, much more per word. T /■.'.'. '...■'; „#;'.:,-;-■..■#'. :"'*..' , T FATHER rough -on the ladies is the J London. professorTwho say's- that 'it- ♦ vill soon be possi^le'to tell if a person • s drunk by the way m whifh the jaws A iraq while speaking. " * : T rjNIQUE steps were taken by. an ▼ *T, 'English laridlady to get rid of her7# odgeris' when she set fire to their fur-. • liture. -She, shouldn't fire them that A vay.y -'•■.■-''" ■ ■ T ■' ■■*■ - *r "■'-.• ' S SILENCE is golden, but sometimes it m J - is '.-g.(u')llt 1