DAIRY CONTROL HOARD.

NZ Truth, Issue 1081, 19 August 1926, Page 1

DAIRY CONTROL HOARD.

■■■■'.'■ :•'. ■••'-.■■■•' '• ■ ■ • ■ PATIENTS come to the. ; conclusion,' that Fortune grins at the dentist. CVEN if the fifth Test is to be played : out, interest m the matches is already played out. . •- • . *.- ■-■-• ■•#. :■• ■ ■*'. v. ■ .. A NUMBER of , policemen who 'have been doing clerical^ work now have to walk the streets for job^. i ' - ..- ■■■/■. ,* V • .'■* ; . ' ■'#;■"■ ■'' TT'S said girls aren't taking advantage of opportunities m business;" but business men's wives don't believe that: ■-.•■.■■ "•; . : . ■'■ ■■: \ . \ ■,': - •■■ ■: * - ; '-# ■ ■ .. ," : * '■■■;:.'■ ■ X LITTLE girl sat with her mother *** m the gallery of the Upper, House gazing , at the solemn old" gentlemen sitting almost motionless. . "Mamma," she whispered, "do they kill th€m before they stuff them?" - ;■- --:■■ ■"." : .■" ■ * - '. •*' "". v *. '■'. ■. ■ ANSWER to a correspondent: Horseradish is not a cure for nightmare. . ■■•■■• ■#.'.. ■■• *. : .. ■;#■. '.. ••• ; ■ TT is impossible m a Government of - A ' ■'■'flee to realize that "time flies." **TALK is ch*eap"— if you don't use the telephone. ; . THE 'average woman has a keen sense of rumor. " . ./ ' ' •■•;:/#.-. '■ •■ # ; .. . : ••■.•■"■.■. " ' ;

Mj^anne L.;s.i)-n&N. : ' **CEE New, Zealand •: First." The slogan , has been adopted by the Duke and Duchess of York. ;■ .'" *. ■'. '.-' ■'■■•'• .'• ■■•■•■•■; •• v ■ ' THE Duke and Duchess of York are going to have a royal time over here.- ■.■-'• :■.'. , - - ... ■■•..-.■ ■•. ■ t . ■ '■. '■'.•. ./<■'* - v • ••■■•.'••• "nOMINIONI': "Secret Brides." They T^.-spoh learn the secret of robbing the house-keeping; money to buy the latest m shoes or frocks. . '' ■■■ .' .'■ *y ' •#■.-■■•••#'. ■ . • • MURMI missed his last Hose of "sum- , mer. DRIBLE m schools. : . ; ■'■" • " '' ••■'■■ ■■* ' . •■■ pOAL strikes leave us cold all over. '• '•* ..."■ * ■ ' .' ■ • ' "nOMINION" : "Creation of good- . ljf • will." "Have one on me, boys." THE ■ legislative Council will have A ; Stout support. ..." .•'.*■■'■■■'• * THE new "keep. to the left rule" is not 1 right. . •■ : • . ' •• * .•■ * "■.■■■» ■; ■ '■ •. THE policeman who visited the Auckland cabaret reckons he saw spirits. 1 • ■ ■ • ■ ■ #-; • •:■■■■. : ■. lEJfCH of promise. • ■ *.■."•• . ■'" r\AILY paper heading: "Squeezed her 1/ Arm." The poor girl must, have felt the pinch, too. " ■ # #' # . •. - . i iAS far as trade is concerned, America is out to help U.S. first. I l .'- ■ . * " • • [ -•■■' - " . A SHIP called "The Granite" laden • n ' with grog was caught within the three-mile limit. She certainly seems to have had the hard tack. "' THE divorce courts are a true reflec--1 tion of the high cost of loving. • ■ ' , •:.-.•.-■.■■■• LI CX. Happy, Con tended — Like llt blazes. • / ■'■■•■* •• ; ' "• ■" ' ' pXTRACT " from daily: ". . ._. whereas Little ran . the whole distance m great time. . . ." Well, a Little goes a long way.. W^O MEN athletes will now be m the "• running at the Olympic Games. mmniimiiiiiuiminuMuimuiiiiiuiumutiuinniiiiiiwiiiiniiiiiiMiiimiiiiniimiiiiimiiiiniiminn