THE POPULAR "CHAPLAIN."

NZ Truth, Issue 602, 30 December 1916, Page 5

THE POPULAR "CHAPLAIN."

He was a clerU-. with the military muff "mo." like tho abbreviated tall of a black rabbit. The other fellow won an Anzoo with the King's clay-colored uuit on and he contained liquor which made him steer an uncharted course into tho nrniH of Wh Hlgheollarneiw. "I wish you would look whore you ah going-, my mun," h*UI th»> tsiu *r;uMcator. "Oh, go to Wjvzch," Fahi Auwip. "You may go thor<«, my man. but Ai shall go to a place of quite tho opposite character. Do you know who Ai am?" "No, and I don't give a damn, Anyhow, who the devil nro you?" a.nkod the .Hun-dirafor. "AI urn one of ihf ohaplalns, my man." "Oood CJod! You don't miy ho. You must b<? SUI, then. I didn't know that Charlie had any relations out horo at all. I'm very norry, old man, come and have a taste and j here's tho sprat. You've eot to -watch this bliuiky Anil-shouting Act out her« j or you're m thn clink before you can say blankywell blank li."