JIM THE MILKER.

NZ Truth, Issue 147, 11 April 1908, Page 6

JIM THE MILKER.

What are the wild wowsers saving, Brother the whole day long ?'

Jurst last night when me and the bosses, wife went to bed we had some rum hot and after a little while she (the bosses wife) said unto mc Oh Jim,' what are the wild waves saying ? Oh Jim spare me days and let me tackle some of these coves what are .the wild waves saying. I Jkissed her fair ' and square on the mouth and peted her and said behold it appears to me that if the wild waves say anything it is let me get hold of old Jake Duthie, a most stupid cove. Let me get hold of that curiosity of the Loard, Mary Ann Aiken so that' respectible coves won't hear them blather any more, yer know I make a good job. Why are the people afflicted by -these two very sharp business men, God knows they have made' up their own pack and now nothing will do them but to try and prevent other people from makirg a living. Cheap labor is their object, and Mamon is their God. Notwithstanding their boasting and their kirk prancing and kow-towing to a set of unprincipled wowsers whp are a laughing stock to all desent coves. Go to sleep my dear and don't worry about such trash and let the wild waves sing -their song which repctcs always destroys all suclr creatures as Don Cesar dc Bashan Fisher, old .Jake Duthie and Mary Ann Aiken. Then the bosses Avife said Jim did yer ever read Darwin V Dont he say that : coveS like .Jake Duthie. John Cesar de I Bashan Fisher, old Atkin, Holy Moses ! Kiljoy North and Jim,, Gibb are only the : highest samples of the Anthropoid ape and i they aint juste human. Yes little woman j Darwin was correct, they are not human, I look at their heads. • JIM THE MILKER. '