JIM THE MILKER.

NZ Truth, Issue 123, 26 October 1907, Page 6

JIM THE MILKER.

»■ v r All honour to our worthy Ml., Mr Hislop, who has withstood \ howl of the jingo. Yer must knte 1^ that the jingo hunts m packs and **- howls lilje wolves for human blood. They have no sense of Justice, but lilce a dog baying the moon they; howl. Yer have seen the rumpus that has been kicked up by an ignorant schoolmaster who is editor to one of the daily rags, a cove that never came into touch with his fellow-men; except when he was Welting a kid and the kid had. no show. This is the kind 1 , of animal that poses as a saviour of the Empire. My God things have come to a fine pass when a coot like that sets up its damd cheek to respectable people. Keir Hardie will be. welcomed by the people at large as a man who is not frightened of the human wolf although they show their yellow fangs. Yer would notice that the schoolmaster let into his rag a fine article by our worthy Mayor. He. the same chap, the kid spanking editor, and so forth, must have had pressure brought to bear on him before he eat the leek. Mr McGruther says that the same cuddy will have to eat thistles yet, and serve him damned well right. Yer can hardly, think how anyone could object to jus-> tice being done to the people of India. The only reason is that Keir Hardie has a human heart, whereas the jingo has the heart of a pig — the bosses wife wishes that she could give them a spank on the jaw, also a kick behind. She could do it well, : as she is a fine sample of a woman, and very strong. Now I must tell yer that all this howl about Keir Hardie is a yell by the fat man ; he is afraid that he will be done out of his cheap nigger labour, for if once these three hundred million of black coves get common justice they will refuse to work for that dirty human vulture, the fat man. Aye, the destroyer of the people, the same thing that is backed up by the parsons who will lick their hoots of a wealthy cove. Holy Moses Grab All North and Judas Iscariot Gibb does it every day. By cripes they are a iqueer sample of the coves who used to prance around the Sea of Galilee with Jesus Christ himself, sometimes catching fish, at other times experimenting as to how the^ could walk on the waters. It was no go at that time, but we are improving as the bosses wife was telling me and MeGruther about a Dutchman who walked one hundred miles down the Blue Danube River. But then yer know that Dutchmen have web feet. I am affeared sometimes that there is- a dangec of me repeating meself, as I can't always refer to the file of "Truth" because as soon as I lav it out of my ; hand the bosses wife at once addresses it to Queen Alexandra with a short note explaining about Holy; Moses North and Judas Gibbs. She the bosses wife tells me that Ned's wife would like to hug me, and I have only to say the word to be raised to be a baron of the land. Not me. Not even if it was to make a disr turbance m the Empire. You will hear more about tliis as the Tory papers are bound to howl at me for not being a baron of the land as it would be a great distinction to the Dominion. Baron Jim the Milker of Tara>naki. Baron also of Kaiwarra, Taihape, Knight of Jerusalem and so on. If yer like I'll get yer made a night of the Garter. Let me no and it will be done as slick as grease. JIM THE MILKER.