JIM THE MILKER.

NZ Truth, Issue 112, 10 August 1907, Page 6

JIM THE MILKER.

Since T have become a great jouralist things ami, quite so good as yer would expect. The fact that '•'.Truth" being circulated all over, the world,, and Jim the Milker writing Rood dincum, they all come to me asking if I would use me influence iwith -''Truth" to get them a show.] Members of Parliament, merchants, ■alias business chaps, and the whole push of them want to be taken m hand by "Truth." Yer must know ithat me and the bosses wife can't jfleal with all the cases so send the Jiole ■ gang to the editor. By cripes yer will have a deputation a mile 'long. Amongst them will be Holy Moses Kill-Joy North and Jim Gib-bs :they axed me to put m a good ■word for them at the office as they were nearly dead through the well .merited lashings they had received "•rthrou'gh "Truth." This is good ; . enough and shows they yer have hit iliome- Keep at it the people at large ■are at yer 'back. No doubt but yer must have noticed for some time back that coves who cheat steal and perloin when brought before the ■ibeak always say yer worship it was ilbhrough drink, whereas, if the facts were known yer can bet yer boots Ithat it was no such thing. Drink my oath it. ain't drink, it is women. Men will rob murder and generly speaking play hell for women. Moses North and. Aron Gibbs no this iiweJl. enough, .themselves they love :iwomen but having weak heads they can't take strong drink, poor coves. • L £lt would be fme fun to see Kiljoy drunk. I bet' he would use bad "language, also Aron Gibbs if he got his guts full of drink and tumbled out of his pulpit amongst the unco quid. My oath it would be as good as a play- Now parsons are always roaring for the Bible to be read m schools;, always 3 r owlin? against drirek. Well let them read the holy 'Buke, and there Hi3y will see that Solomon m all his glory said eat Ndr'rak an;l be mery for tomorrer yer .'die.' Solomon was a martin after. ; God's own heart yet the same jocker iliad fifteen hv-n-drcd wives an-d two ■thousand who were not wives. This j as m the . Bible that the parsons ; want read m school- The bosses ! iwi!'e is filled with indignation- that such a scheme should be put forward for the polutation of the minds of children y and the -next time she meets f u Aron Gibbs or Holy Moses Kiljoy •North she will give them a piece of her mind. It is what they deserve— limy ore n o good. Go to, let them■lake lbs lump of dirt out of their own eyes before they fin-d fault withi (the beam m their brother's eye. 'JIM THE MILK ER.