JIM THE MILKER.

NZ Truth, Issue 93, 30 March 1907, Page 8

JIM THE MILKER.

Yer must have noticed m yef experience of life how old coves who has married young covesses are left m the lurch. A woman always says let me have a chap older than meself. he has more knowledge of life and can guide me through the world clean and decent. Mostly old coves have more spondulicks than young coves. Yes this is all very well till the hushing gets a bit to old, then the fat ; is m the fire arid all hell to pay. Ten years between them is nothink at the "time of the marriage, . but after a time yer wife begins to put on airs, she thinks it is a hard case that she should be tied to an old bloke and makes* it hot for the old gi?iser aforsaid, and threatens to hit him over the head with a jerry}, if he .wants constitunial rites. My. Gord it makes me laugh. Then by ( and; by the. pld cove if he has any; splosh takes up with a young woman and has good times and gen-' erally keeps going as long as the stuff; lasts. Then yer wife who has generally taken up with a bulletheaded jooker vji.th- buck teeth antics yer up before the beak for mantinence and pitches a long yarn as ■ to how crewl the old bloke has been to her she usually goes to that tjnkering spying keyhole brigade the" pre^'Ventionrof cruelty -to wim ing society iWJio are only to glad to get their Mnds ipjtp.. a^dirty job. Then when •tH$ v oTd"cfrap toes flics mark - Ueiore hi* % -nibs- the-, beak he Js.ijumpecl on and as a rule has -to. part up 7 Then this bullet-headed young cove and the wife lives on the plunder. Let no man wed a wife younger than himself if lie does his troubles will come thick and fast. The bosses wife (Madam Sharkey) concurs m this oppinion and says thank Gord Jim we are of the same age for if yer was |an old chap much as I love yer. ,-I would have to do the same ■trick that all iwomen do viz take up With a younger cove a cove -with a nice ' clean shave and bell botomed ' trowsers also sharp pointed' boots a cove „ that can darnce swing yer round and cuddle yer close. It .is a ■•sad- •' case Jiim hut women are , as G-ord maJde them so cant be blamed. This by the way. it is a friendly advise to 'blokes getting married. Take heed; lest yer stand ort thin ice, Yer will have seen that Moses Killjoy North has broke ' out again; /I thought • that , I had: -settled 'the hash of ' North aud J.. Gibbs. Jim Gibbs is settled but) the jocker North .has broke out on the gamble he appears to have no friends otherwise they would secure him and have his head examined by. some medical coves; if this was done yer know where he would " go; Killjoy Moses North will soon want ' to abolish marriage for 'the reason that there is many Flossies on the . street and according to Moses North that is quite enough to' abolish wo- : ■ men, he has a big job on hand yet it is strange that a pq o r creature like North has some influence amongst the narrow headed sloping chin crowd, the type, of the anthro* . pyd ape. ■ Darwin wak correct, such coves should be put into cages and sent down to the Inhibition as a new kifl'd of fforrilah. I am glad I stopped Jim Gibb he appears open to instruction although he has a dam thick hide, when I arsked him for the use of his church to preachy the way to heavinc. he was quite as v a mouse, anyhow he appears to be reforming. Now it is time, the time is ripe when air'wowsers should be exposed, they live by false pretences and the bosses wile (Madam Snarky) thinks I that they Should get fifty, lashes on the bare back' to, with 2JS"" lashes at Martins' fountain andi 25 lashes more m front of Moses | Killjoy North*s 'g©sP2J>lnill. If- .an example was riiade>oi such humbugs/, it would l be wlefi for humanity at*" larw. It has been said that by the igorant that these wowsers are saving soles, they are not they are darning soles, their whole delight is to rake m dollars and put it out at usuery, r every decent cove nos ' this. If Moses K. North, don't keep quite*! am affered that he will have to ha, dealt with under sec. 4 of the Vag* Act wherein it is inacted, but let uS hope^that he will reform it. is neven to late to "mend and it is time that some of them started to mend their* charachters.

r JIM THE MILKER.