JIM THE MILKER

NZ Truth, Issue 78, 15 December 1906, Page 6

JIM THE MILKER

«> TRIPS WITH THE BOSSES WIFE. "Truth" m Duoedin. . j The Bosses Lawyer Serves Madame 1 Sharkey with " Papers." Me and the bosses wife (Madam Sharkey) sends greetings to your stafi also to the hole push or decent people on the face of the earth. In me larst 1 told yer we were going south, we went to Dunedin and as I had some I spondulicks we put up at the best show m the city. My oath it was a good show but . rather to many flunkies with their white chockers and so forth dam yer "cant eat yer tucker m piece. Well m the first case let me Tell yer that I wanted a Truth s o went m to all the stationrs to get one but m every case they said so sorry all sold out. Yer must be quick to get one here. As a larst chance I went into the Arka-de and axed have yer a' N.Z. Truth no says the bloke me guts is fair worried out, first one then another comes m wanting a Truth and I 1 dpnt know m hells name why they dont send 'more down. Here a " sober looking man came m and demanded one, sold out, was the reply well says the solmeri looking jo.cker what dive ye_niea% - div-yei 1 no that I ani an. pttffigf;iijt^tfe : kirk yer promised to Pt^^fi&e wan loard theje - JLJ$%M$$ • Little -Id" thrawyer ,£&4trxer^^ght to send down more to save the parsons and elders from cursiri? their livers out. Now yer must Lnow that me and the bosses wife attracted large attention at the grand hotel me m me plug hat and long taled coat and madam with high heeled boots and a hat like a flour show great moses we were cheered through hole town, it was very effecting' to see how Scotchmen rendered homage to the greatest spook raiser of modern times while the boses wife was greatly admired. Cod it is a difference since she used to bash the holy cow m Taranaki. Now I must let yer | know that the people want me to be impowered under the law to marry spiritual blokes and large and powerfull deputations have tfated on me asking me to take the job m hand. They pointed' that Bill McLean n fourth rate spook raiser was on the list I promised to consider the matter. Seince me 'last writing to you Madam Sharkey has been served by the bosses lawyer for restituation of constitiiial rites. She went into a fit but I put some brandy into her stomick which Jiroufht her to herself, then she fell on me neck and went. Alderney and Durham yelling like hell. By the holy man if I can lay hold of the boss II him his rites with, a lift under his liinthe damned flat footed smiare headed hollow backed slabed sided son of p. child killing dairy farmer or son of the divil which is all the same. . JIM THE MILKER.