TOTALISATOR TO H. ELL.

NZ Truth, Issue 65, 15 September 1906, Page 6

TOTALISATOR TO H. ELL.

What, ain't >yer 'heard the news t ~ Oh, go*to Ell ; What rot atfout the tote, .-, j -'■•■ Well, just ask EH. He's going to play up dick, : Says he doesn't care a tick, That the tote must no more click r Oh, Ell.

In the kirk they held the meeting ■With H. Ell; Nine women, five parsons' And H. Ell. - : ' Said they, "The tote we'll break And ourselves and Ikey take All the brass the public stake."-' Oh, Ell.

In the- South the ladies bet. Says Mr Ell j . Arid their souls are going to blazes, Not through Ell.? And if Parliament, don't stop if, 0r ; the women cease and drop it, There'll be "empty, benches, " "earthquakes," well, . And H. Ell. :

So v be careful with' your money, girls, Says. Ell ; . Don't put it on the tote, but give .--It. Ell. . '■••*....;..'■ He'll; give it tp the 'founders .Of the Cold Tea crowd that ffounders To the Bible, bugs .and. bounders, Like Ell. - ''. ■.. "SATAN."