Mrs Spriggs: "Do you need any shoes?” Mrs Briggs: "No." Mrs Spriggs: "Neither do I. Let’s go into this shop and rest while they try some on us. Husband: "What! Tea dollars a lesson for mah iongg? You’ll put me on the rocks.” Wife: “Well, it costs yen lots’ more than that to learn poker from your friends.” "Professor Franks has the most terrible enunciation —” "Oh, he s not to blame IDs father was a train announcer. and his mother was & telephone operator."
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New Zealand Times, Volume LII, Issue 12181, 4 July 1925, Page 11
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