Brown: "Robinson has got a job, silast, He’s working in Smith’s livery stables." Jones: "What’s he doing there?" "Smith has some horses 'hat won't take the bit. so Robinson has got to talk to them till they yawn!" Small Boy (to stranger) •. "Did you ioso a dollar this morning?" Stranger: "Why, yes. I believe I did. Have you found ono?"a"No; I just wanted to find out how many have been lost this morning. Yours makes ninety-six." Mary was newly engage. "We understand each other perfectly," she said. "Tom tells me everything he knows, and T tell him everything I know, too." "Really!” exclaimed her candid friend. "And don't you sometimes find tho nilenco rather oppressive." Albert: "Father, what is tact?" Father: "Tact, my boy, is what prevent, a groy-haired man with u wrinkled far. from reminding a youthful-looking woman with tho complexion of a rose that - they were boy and girl together."
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New Zealand Times, Volume LI, Issue 12022, 27 December 1924, Page 16
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