SOME CONFESSIONS
BY MR JOHN FARRELL. AVhich is your farVottrite 'thUStfcrtrf- ur King’s Treatre, Newton, 'Auckland. • - Which is your favourite play?—Hop Scotch. Which is your favourite part?—The part of the turkey called lie breaat. Which is your favourite sport?— Croquet. . . AVhich is your favonnte hobby?—■ Collecting big divvys at EHersliei AVhich is your favourite hook?—My bank book. AVhich is your lucky day ?—Salary day. Which is 'your Tavourito dish?—Ernest Davis’s “Viking” pie. Which is your greatest ambition?.— To he Mayor of Papatoctoe. When do you feel at your host P After three cocktails. When do you feel at your worst?—< The morning after. What is your favourite flower?— Dandelions. What is your favourite motor-car?— Tlie Eric Austin Ford. What is your favourite colour?— Puce. AVhat is your pet . aversion ?-v-Tha “dead-head.” What is your favourite spot for a holiday ?—Pakatoa. AVhich is your favourite Christiar name-?—Katrina.—“Sporting and Dra matic Review.”
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New Zealand Times, Volume L, Issue 11435, 3 February 1923, Page 15
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150SOME CONFESSIONS New Zealand Times, Volume L, Issue 11435, 3 February 1923, Page 15
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