Untitled

New Zealand Times, Volume LXXI, Issue 4425, 3 August 1901, Page 6 (Supplement)

Speaking at a New South Wales meet, ing of dairymen, a supplier stated that since feeding his calves on pasteurised milk he had ten per cent, less loss than when feeding them on skimmed milk as it came from the creamery unpasteurised. Confidences Exchanged—“ What I object to,” said the oable. “is being disturbed when lam in bed.” “ And I think,” said the telegraph wire, “there ought to be some rest for me when I’m under ground.”-—“Harlem Life.” Of Two Evils.—“l’m sorry, madam, bat wo can’t exchange those goods.” “But my husband don’t like them.” “Why don’t you exchange your husband?’ “Taking them one with another,” said the Eev. Sydney Smith, “I believe my congregation to be most exemplary observers of the religious ordinances, for the poor keep all the fasts, and the rich all the feasts.” “Ouch!” exclaimed Smithett as he limped across the bedroom floor, where a new carpet had been laid; “ouch! I’ve ruined my foot! Ouch! ouch!” “There you go,” said the wife, coldly, “always on the wrong tack!”—“Chicago Times. Herald.”