Too Cool bv Half.— As cool a person, under the circumstances, as was ever heard of, was a young nobleman, who, in a frightful railway accident, missed his valet. One of the guardians came up to him and said, “ My Lord, we have found your servant, but lie is cut in two.” “Aw, is he?” said the young man. with a Dundreary drawl, but still with anxiety depicted on his countenance. “Will you be pwood enough to see in which half he has got the key of my carpet-bag? ’ Tim following purports to bo a model medical puff : —“Dear Doctor—l shall bo one hundred and seventylive vear.s old next October. For over eighty-four years I had been an invaid unable to step except when moved with a lever. But a year ago I heard of your Oranicular Syrun. I bought a bottle, smelt the cork, and found myself a man. I can now run twelve and a half miles an hour, and throw thirteen summersaults without stopping.” Well Woimiv or Notice. —The most efficacious medicine without mercury, for bilious and liver complaints, Indigestion, &c., is Du Scott’s Bilious and Liver Pills. For habitual costivencss, as a family aperient medicine, and blood purifier they arc unequalled. Mild in their operation and grateful to the stomach, they create an appetite, promote digestion, and strengthen the whole nervous system. Prepared by W. Lamueiit, S, King Willian .Street, London, W. C., England. Sold by all Chemists, wrapped in a square green package with white label. Price Is lid, and 2s Oil. See you get the right. Imi'outant.— Settlers and Visitors from the country when paying a visit to Wellington, and requiring drapery Men’s. Youths’, and Boys' Clothing—it must ho a matter of great importance for them to learn where, as cash purelasers. they cun depend on receiving the best value for vTcir money. It is an established fact, that JAMES SMITH, To Aro House, Cuba Street, offers his customers advantages to bo mol with in no other house in ’Wellington. First, His stock is imported direct from manufacturers of the highest reputation in the home markets —a guarantee of its quality. Second. It is bought fo cash-a material clement of cheapness. Third, Every article in stock lo marked at a fixed price for ready money, so that experienced and inexperienced buyers are alike faithfully served. Those are great advantages, and well worthy the consideration of the public, and we direct attention to the advertisement of his large, varied, and carefully selected stock, which. wiß be found on tbo last page of this paper—Anrrf Ixka-Xt Lirv,—A marked improvement in the statistics relating to Mortality amongst Infants, wonlu take place if Mrs Johnson’s American Soothing Syrup were used universally. It is perfectly free from any narcotic , and is used externally only. None genuine without the name of “ Barclay & Sons, Farringdonstroct,” is on the stamp. .Sold by all Chemists, at 2s hd, a bottle. Agents Venn ell A Co., Auckland. Drapery. New stock or hats and CLOTHING, Ex Ocean Hail ami Wemvss Castle. EEL T HAT S. EE L T HAT S. Men’s black “Westminster" Men’s „ “ Stiffened Marquis” Men’s „ “Paragon John Bright” Men’s „ “ Boxhunter” Men’s „ “ Macinahon” Men’s „ “Alpines” and “Cohdcns” Men’s „ Bennett’s Bails hats CLOTHING-. CLOTHING. CLOTHING. M-'en’s striped tweed trousers Men's fancy mole trousers Men’s trousers and vests Men’s silk-mixed pagcls Men’s black cloth pagets Men’s moleskin mackintoshes Complete stock of boys’ and youths’ clothing-, boys’ caps, boys’ hats. J A M E S -S M I T H, TE AKO HOUSE, CUBA SXKEET. .
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New Zealand Times, Volume XXIX, Issue 4125, 10 June 1874, Page 3
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