Magistrate—“ The officer says y&d were so drunk you couldn’t tell him your name.” Culprit—“l was afraid that if I did he would call a. cab and send me home to my wife.” Friend—“ You received a good ma«ty presents, didn’t you?” Bride—“ Yes, and just think how nice— most of them are from married friends,and we won’t have to give them any in return.”
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New Zealand Mail, Issue 1696, 31 August 1904, Page 15
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65Untitled New Zealand Mail, Issue 1696, 31 August 1904, Page 15
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