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What choir never sings?—A qnlre of paper. What has a stem but 110 leaves? —A pipe. —Copied by Joan-Hill (14).
What did the penny on the table do when tho man entered ihe room?—lt looked round* Slippery, wet and greasy, when, it's in its easy; when it's out its slippnig about, slippery, wet and greasy. What m it? —An —From June Campbell.
What is better than presence of mind In a railway accident? —Absence of body. _ Would you rather an elephant lulled sou or a gorilla P—Eather l an elephant killed » gorilla. , ■; --Copied by David Havill (32)*
Why did tho hat-stand?—-Because there was n %ffi Dg kSd m of in a th wig a can no hairdressermWhe74ase a rW boier two handsJ-When d °shy did *the" match-box?— Because it »«. tha wiro-fence. , —Copied by Ngaiie Douglas (UK M A
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXXVII, Issue 23719, 27 July 1940, Page 3 (Supplement)
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