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A lady entered an outfitter's shop and said she wanted a present for an old gentleman. " How about a tie, madam ?" suggested the assistant. " Xo, lie wears a beard," objected the customer. " Well, a fancy waistcoat ?" pursued the man. " He has a very long beard,'' explained tlie lady. " In that case," the assistant replied, there's nothing for it hut carpet slippers !"
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIX, Issue 21130, 12 March 1932, Page 4 (Supplement)
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