FOOD WAS FED UP.
Ij « | g Now last Friday morning, [lj 3 Without any warning, qD g Gur larder broke out into strife; s j|] The lemons lamented ra They felt discontented, H] § And longed for a sausage's life, s raj fi->3 g The bread said, " T wish 3 [3 I was fried like a fish. Ej Ej 'And served up at dinner, not |§j rsj tea ; {3 I I'm sick of the butter, S I think I shall cut her, j|j As people keep on cutting me!" ra The beef said. " I'd rather * £j Be whipped to a lather [U And piled up on trifles, like cream, I think that horseradish § And mustard are caddish. Sg] And " Yorkshire ' I call a bad @ il dream!" s I The eggs broke with bacon, § Jam left tarts forsaken, § Blancmange to be bloater-paste & yearned! {a And cook said. " I wonder @ If there can be thunder, S jg For everything seems to have S g turned!'' §
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXVIII, Issue 21030, 14 November 1931, Page 6 (Supplement)
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162FOOD WAS FED UP. New Zealand Herald, Volume LXVIII, Issue 21030, 14 November 1931, Page 6 (Supplement)
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