A BA RISER'S CONFESSION. " Cut 'cm all short, the hair, the hoard and the conversation," snapped the irate customer. After a silence broken only I,v the snipping of the scissors, the customer, annoyed by the exuberance of spirit:-, and happy countenance of this particular hairdresser, burst, out with, " Why are you always so confoundedly happy '!" " I'll tell you in two words," replied the burlier, " Baxter's Pills. My doctor once explained to mo that the way we live and the food we eat are not whjit Nature ordered. Result, is—Short at the sides, sir?—wo got 'out of sorts,' our organ;, become congested, and wo get disgusted with things in general. In fact, we are apt to get quite rude without provocation. By the way, sir, you don't take Baxter's' Pills, do you _ " No, old man, but I'm going k>. . . . You can keep the change." A short course of Baxter's Pills tones up the digestive organs, purifies the blood and makes ono fit and active. 2s at all chemists and stores, or post free on receipt of price, from A. and W. Baxter, manufacturing chemists, (.'hristchurch.— Advt.
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXII, Issue 18949, 21 February 1925, Page 7
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