P 1 I a discover u... j [with apologies to EGWoclehouse] " Jeeves!" ''Rally round, Jeeves." Psmith's man entered the bathroom and gazed unblinkingly at Iris unadorned master. Psmith reclining in lukewarm water was absently regarding the mole which was a feature of Ms left knee. "Drape yourself on yonder, chair, Jeeves. Your distressing habit of standing without support mates me sympathetically exhausted. Stagger chairwards." Jeeves obeyed. Psmith continued: 4 'One loses one's pep, Jeeves. One wakes at some ungodly hour before lunch with no desire for matutinal exertion. One vents one's spleen on such people as may be tottering round " "Liver, Sir!" pronounced Jeeves. N.B.—-The result was that he is now of no t "Spots before the eyes, pain in the dome—and all that sort of thing." "Liver, Sir! Slight impurities in the blood." "Don't be beastly, Jeeves. You have twice mentioned my so-called liver. It 'behoves you to suggest a remedy—mayhap the surgeon's knife?" "I know of a delicious, bubbling drink, Sir, quickly compounded by adding a Mew Zealand-made powder to a glass of cold water. It . is refreshing, invigorating and health-giving. It costs 2/6 per bottle." f * Have we that sum, Jeeves ? Po v - erty must not be the banana skin on the portals of health!" • "We have. Sir." "Then trickle around to the chemist!" Jeeves trickled. Psmith became so vigorous thai earthly use to Mr, Wodehouse. " K.P." LIFE SALT—the powder recommended by the inimitable Jeeves, is a delightful, healthful and gentle laxative. It effervesces into a cooling drink which should be taken as a matter of course when you bath o'mornings. It is made carefully and conscientiously by Kempthorne, Prosser & Co., Ltd., and is sold by chemists and stores. One Size —Big Bottle—Family Use—2/6. Kll3
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXII, Issue 18946, 18 February 1925, Page 14
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