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New Zealand Herald, Volume XXXIII, Issue 10148, 3 June 1896, Page 3

WOMEN.

« Tiiere are women who are witty, And I fancy more's the pity. As it tempts them caustic things to often say. There are women who love fashion, There are women swayed by passion, There are women wi.o will always have their way. There are women fond of talking, They are not adepts at walking, They would much prefer a carriage and a pair. And if you would interest her, Yon can try the scheme and test her— ™' Just ask a woman what she's going to wear. There are women who are truthful. There are women who are'yotjthful, Wai there ever any woman who was old There are women who aro jealous (At least so the husbands tell un), There are women who are worth their weight in gold I There are women whu're capricious, ' There are women mildly vicious - I am sorry this unpleasant fact to state. Then, again, there're women betterBut you easily could upset her, By telling her bAr bonnet's not on straight. There are women who are tender, And some are tall and slender. There are women who are dumpy, fat, and red ; There are women quite majestic, There are others wlio're dyspeptic, There are women who are faultless-hut they're dead. Of course, this is Idle chaffing, So I quito excuse your laughing, And lest I should incur all women's bate— I proclaim this declaration(Without the slightest reservation) No better sex has been invented up tp date I -Judy

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