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New Zealand Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 8958, 16 August 1892, Page 6

J A. A. K.'s STRING. Wonders will never cease ; neither will Waterbury's, or conundrums on them either. The following is one batch from the multitude that reach us daily :— (1) Why is the 13s 6d Waterbury Watch like a firm in liquidation ? Answer : Because it takes a long time to wind up. (2) Why is the same watch like a "Kangaroo ?" Answer : Because it has a very Ion" spring. ° (3) Why are the berries found in the Gulf Stream like the W. W. Co.'s Watches? Answer : Because they are Water-berries. (4) What is the difference between the Waterbury Watch Company and the City Water Woras ? Answer : One is a W. W. C. and other a c. W. W. . QNE MINUTE, PLEASE. If you suffer from Headache, Lassitude, Backache, and sluggish circulation of the blood, you are not full of all the diseases in the calendar as quacks would have you believe. You simply need the healthy stimulation of nature's own restorative Electricity. Dr. Scott's Electric Corsets for Women, 7s 6d, 10s 6d, 12s 6d, and 17s 6d, and Belts for Men, 17s 6d. If you have cold feet, chilblains, rheumatic pains in the knees or legs, use Dr. Scott's Electric Insoles, any size, 3s. If your teeth decay or ache, or if neuralgic pains afflict you, use Dr. Scott's Electric Tooth Brush, 33. Don't be deceived by trashy imitators j--§g si (3 | 3 £ U■= 1 1 5? fc ««i,sf m _ a*3asi 3*2 111 W = I § xl til *3 ° > !» ™ o {2 ° 31 1 i P c 5 ■ i: g ggoSn UJ u g «jj GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS'SCOCOfi. BREAKFAST. " By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which <"overn the oper-iti ns of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful application of the fine properties of well-selected cocoa, Mr. Epps has provided our bre ikfast tobies with a delicately-flavoured beverage which may save us many heavy doctor s bills.. It is by the judicious use of such articles oi diet that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to disease. Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating around us ready to attack wherever there is a weals point. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping ourselves well fortified with pure blood ami a properly nourished frame."See article in the Civu Service Gazette. Made simply •with boiling water or miltSold in 1-lb packets by Grocers, labelled thus i— 1 " JAMES EPPS & CO., HOMOEOPATHIC CHEMISTS, . LONDON. ENGLAND.