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New Zealand Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 8955, 12 August 1892, Page 6

J A. A. K.'a STRING. Wonders will never cease; neither will Waterbury's, or conundrums on them either. The following is one batch from the multitude that reach us daily:— _ (1) Why is the 13s 6d Waterbury Watch like a firm in liquidation ? Answer : Because it takes a long time to wind up. , (2) Why is the same watch like a " Kan-, garoo ?" Answer s Because ib has a very long spring. • (3) Why are the berries found in the Gulf Stream like the W. W. Co.'s Watches? Answer : Becauae they are Water-berries. (4) What is the difference between the Waterbury Watch Company and the City Water Works Answer: One is aW. W. C. and other a c. W. w, QNE MINUTE, PLEASE. If you suffer from Headache, Lassitude, Backache, and sluggish circulation of the blood, you are not full of all the diseases in the calendar as quacks would have you believe. You simply need the healthy stimulation of nature's own restorative— Electricity. Dr. Scott's Eleotric Corsets for Women, 7s 6d, 10s 6d, 12s 6d, and 17s 6d, and Belts for Men, 17s 6d. If you have cold feet, chilblains, rheumatic pains in the knees or legs, use Dr. Scott's Electric Insoles, any sue, 3s. If your teeth decay or ache, or if neuralgic ?ains afflict you, use Dr. Scott's Electric 'ooth Brush, 3s. Don't be deceived by trashy imitators.