MRS. CAUDLE IN AUCKLAND.

New Zealand Herald, Volume VII, Issue 2024, 15 July 1870, Page 5

MRS. CAUDLE IN AUCKLAND.

.So. t'ain'tle, you actually made ti speech of three lours in the Jl.jtise of Representatives, dul vou,? Why, that was just two hoiir-t and li'ty live minutes too long; and [ woadcr whatever you could find to s.iy, or how you could find anybody to listen to you ; but t dare shv they wero all yarning and gaping, and glad when 3"ou had finished. Don t say anything about women talking after that. A\ haL ! lam nlv.ays trying to disparage you, am IP AYliy, surely, 1 should be proud if I really could suppose you Were thought anything oi", but it's surely that Matlord trving lo bamboozle you to get your vote to help to get hini back into otlice again.

know nil nt.'out it. Leave :i woman nlono or not knowing about things Aye! Some nl' them know too uiui'li, do you say ? Another sneer. And J' se>' 3'ou're n .J.l\ Is). Why, who knows whether 'Juit locs not nuau Journcymm l'rinter or uythiiiit e'se. -Wli.it, you have one liindrcd sha-vs in tin- Drive, which viil make you thousands ot' pounds, ni.d •oil will uet iui" a huirny and all sorts of lungs so >11. Well, Ciu.ilc .l«-ar, that is e: v kind of you, and perhaps 1 hare been a( times in scolding you. Aye, yell iro !»!iid, iloymi say, tint 1 see my error. Jut 1 don't see my error, Caudle, lor I lever commit any, and if 1 were 3'ou, I ihou'ul sell those* Drives while there s anv prt>flt, an 1 before they become ahort'Drives, or you'll repent. V» by, I lo think those have turned ■our ln-ad : that and malum,' you n J. I'., 'd.J1.1?., '! :iji>"j command. lit; a dUfriel. nil ii.i.v want to make you Minister ot iVar. iliey'd much betler make you Wi 11 i>t e r of L'eace ; that's my opinion; mil have iu Mini.»ter of War at all, and hen r -rii:'.] s thero'd be no wiir. What !o you siv, vju li'ij'O wo shall all he do-vn it Wellington, thai horrid earthipiakey ilace. I here th ,L s Siali' r 1 ni:aiii, hut .'audle, I tell you once for all 1 won't live here. It's a horrid, nasty hole, andeverj>ody says so uho has lived there, from lie" (rover.ior down to Mr. and Mrs. who have been there six •cs r<. Will then you shall have to vsis;:i, shall you ? And why shouldn't •ou ; for you expect me to be resigned to vcrythini;. Wlnt, \\ edmyton is sure to je the i'ort of Call lor the -deameis. do ,-cn s.iy y 1 don't tare if it is the l'orl of .'all I'.if tinkers and tailors ; it shan't be lie i'ort ol Cail forme. What do you ■av Caudle, perhaps i'm more interested .11 tlit- v 'ail ot Poro than the I'oia of (.'all. ideally Caudle. 1 do believe your public racier has brightened yniir wits nj>. I'ut it" 3-. u're wis.-you'll sjways say your sue dies oil' Io i:ie lirst. and then 1 can tcli vi.it what blunder-; you hive made, for you ;:now th.it wome:i ate the sharpest ] ;• hardest after ih<ir own interests lire they y .' notiu'S'Sueor ! Ami ;'o they should b-' sharp after their own interests, partieulariv w.hcn they've a small family I • look at'er as we hav.\ Small indeed do you say Caudle, well iN not my fault thai nur sin is mi smail. I've trie I to briny liim up will a- you know. Lint its no l'.se wnstin-.r my breath for you've ;;oi:e to sleep :i;; .in. a< iou always do when I'm talliinu itt'd you valuable advice.