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New Zealand Herald, Volume I, Issue 214, 20 July 1864, Page 4

; " Paddy," said a gentleman to a son of the Emerald Isle, " your coat ia too short for you." " Arrah, sure, your honor, it'll be long enough ere I get another." ' Bye Laws.—A witty gentleman, speaking of a friend who was prostrated by illness, remarked that he could hardly recover, since his constitution was all gone. "If his constitution is all gone," said a bystander, Ido not see how he lives at all." "Oh " responded the wag, "he lives on the bye-laws." A judge being present at the representation of " Pizzaro," fell asleep in the midst of Holla's spoech to his troops. Mortifying as this must have been, Sheridan said, with his' usual good humour, "Let him sleep; ho thinks he is on the bench." " If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours." It must have be< n a crusty old bachelor who said this. ;