HEARD IN THE DIVORCE COURT.
Counsel for Plaintiff: You have testified that your conduct towards your wife was always affectionate and punctilious. Now,.isn't it a fact that you left the house one morninq without kissing her good-bye ? . Defendant (who is defending a separation suit on the ground of cruel and inhuman treatment) : Yes, sir. ' „ „ 7 , , . .. Counsel (triumphantly) : Ah, I thought so. Now toill you tell us why you left your wife without kissing her good-bye t ,-*.**• j Defendant: Because she had just hit me in the mouth with a flatiron, and my osculatory apparatus was temporarily disnbled.
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Free Lance, Volume XVI, Issue 839, 4 August 1916, Page 11
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97HEARD IN THE DIVORCE COURT. Free Lance, Volume XVI, Issue 839, 4 August 1916, Page 11
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