EAGER TO SHAKE HANDS WITH " THE DOOK." Substantial Citizen (bowled over by the ooud rushing through the rain to Government House) Halloa, what the deuce do you meau « What's the matte) f Where's the fire* Breathless Gent (responsible for the collision) Beg pa)don, I'm sine. It's no me. Don't you read the papers * I thought everybody knew by this time the Govetnoi has left his visito)s' booh open at Government House fot the names of the people uho want invites to meet the Duke and Duchess. Substantial Citizen : Well, uhat's your hutiy, anyhou ? Lsn's there time enouqh Joi the uholc city to wntc doun their names a Bieathless Gent. Don't you belieie it i Fust tome, just scned, you knou. That's ithat my itife says, and that's why this here crowd mean* to be tight on the job. Ta, tu.

Free Lance, Volume I, Issue 50, 15 June 1901, Page 13

EAGER TO SHAKE HANDS WITH " THE DOOK." Substantial Citizen (bowled over by the ooud rushing through the rain to Government House) Halloa, what the deuce do you meau « What's the matte) f Where's the fire* Breathless Gent (responsible for the collision) Beg pa) don, I'm sine. It's no me. Don't you read the papers * I thought everybody knew by this time the Govetnoi has left his visito)s' booh open at Government House fot the names of the people uho want invites to meet the Duke and Duchess. Substantial Citizen : Well, uhat's your hutiy, anyhou ? Lsn's there time enough Joi the uholc city to wntc doun their names a Bieathless Gent . Don't you belieie it i Fust tome, just scned, you knou. That's ithat my itife says, and that's why this here crowd mean* to be tight on the job. Ta, tu.