Could Find Use For It.

North Otago Times, 3 December 1910, Page 1 (Supplement)

Could Find Use For It.

Willie—Aunt Dinab, would yon be happy with a circus ticket and half of a watermelon? Dinah—l should say dar would to sumthin else. Willie—What? Dinah—The other half of the watermelon.—Metropolitan. A Promoter. "And so her father got rich out of an Invention? Well, I'm surprised. He doesn't look as if he knew enough to invent anything." ■ • "He didn't invent anything except a plan for freezing out the Chicago News. A MUnomcr, i

Sutler (finding himself in front of a cavalry charge)— And they call that i standing army I—Fliegenda Blatter. ' A Wide Clrcnlatlon. An editor announces that "as we, were going to press with onr previous, issue a cyclone strnck ub and scattered the Bbeeta over ten miles of territory." Now there's a paper with a wide dr< cnlation I—Atlanta Constitution. Unkind. Mrs. Crinißonbeak—Which do yon consider the untockieat day of tin vreokl Mr. Crifflßonhea.k—Let mojee-7-I fo> C(at on what day of the week, fl» *«*,