HIS REVENGE.
"Dear," said the young wife, "I just can't wait till you? birthday to tell you what I've got you for a present," "Well," replied the young husband, "what is it?" "I've got you, a new rug to put in front of the dressing-table and a marble clock for the drawing-room mantel," was the answer. "Now, what are you going to get me?" "Well,", said he, with the steely glitter of revenge,in his eye, "suppose I get you a new shaving-mug "How is it that a strong man like you Cannot get employment ?" a lady asked a-tramp. The Mendicant re-1 plied: "Ah, mum, yer see, people wants references from' my last employer, an' he's been dead about 20 years." "He is the most obstinate man I ever saw," said, the first lawyer. "Is 1»?" said, his friend. ."Yes; he refuses to take advice even when he pays for it." I "That fellow takes things that do not belong to him," "Aft I AoJft-
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North Otago Times, 3 September 1910, Page 1 (Supplement)
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164HIS REVENGE. North Otago Times, 3 September 1910, Page 1 (Supplement)
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