MISCELLANEOUS.
Tho women question — la my bat on straight t Professor — " And now, my boy, whab is your ambition in life — tho low, tho ministry, politics, Roionco?" Johony — "if 1 oun'b be capbain of a foo.bball team I wanb to be halfback." An insult from certain sources is a compliment 1 . When an am kicks at you ho does so because ho recognises tbab you are unlike him. A. lawyer had been badgering a witness whom ho declared was a fool, and proposed to prove it by asking him a queabion. " Who made you V was the quoetion. " Wa), I suppose Mosea," was the reply. When tho laugh was over witness said bo counsel, " Who made you 1 ' an<J tho lawyer answered, " Wal f I suppose Aaron." u I know'd Aaron made a calf oncet," Hf*id the witness, " but I didn't know bho animilo bad been turned, down in those parts.
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North Otago Times, Volume XXXVII, Issue 8087, 27 September 1894, Page 4
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151MISCELLANEOUS. North Otago Times, Volume XXXVII, Issue 8087, 27 September 1894, Page 4
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