MISCELLANEOUS
The Raddost thing undor the sky is a soul incapable of oadnesa, Mind ia superior to thingo not bfcauHO it ia free from law, but beoause it ig law in itsolf. Succobs, ia tho majority of instances, depends on knowing how long it takes to succeed. " Before we were married she was yielding and peneivo* But all now ia changed." "In what way V H Sho is aggreeaive and expenaive." A Texas man who wav convertod at a revival groaned bo long and loud over h'fl eina that he was arrested and fined 5 dollara for disorderly conduct, Dv Cockßhuro: "My good air, what you want is a thorough alteration of climate. The only thing to cure you ia a long aea voyage." Patient: "That'a rathor inconvenient. You see, I'm only juat homo from a eea voyage round tho world," « What ia the matter, Alico 1 You look worried." " I am, Il'a too mean for anything ! Theee roses havo juat come with a card, 'Wear these for Jack,' und I don't know whether they are from tho Jaok X hate or the one I like. It's too horrid I" Clerk : " I want three daya off, in ordor to get married." Boaa : " You do, eh ? Not long sinco you were laid up three days with the grip. Why didn't you get married while you had the grip ? Or, if you couldn't do that, why dida'fc you put oft having the grip until you got married and make one vacation answer both purposes 1"
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North Otago Times, Issue 778, 22 July 1890, Page 4
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253MISCELLANEOUS North Otago Times, Issue 778, 22 July 1890, Page 4
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