Contrast “My rose!” he said tenderly, as he pressed his unshaven cheek against hers of soft velvet. “My cactus!” said she reproachfully. Why the Fuhrer Fumed When Hitler visited one of the occupied countries he is reported to have visited the police headquarters of one of the larger cities. Previous to his departure a tactful Nazi official sent the police six different photographs of Adolf, trusting that they would be displayed during Hitler’s visit. When the Fuhrer arrived, however, none of the portraits was visible, so the Nazi underling took the policechief aside and asked : “Did you get the six pictures 1 sent you?” The police official pondered a moment, then replied : Why, yes, I remember. You’ll be glad to know that we’ve caught five of them already!” ■a Safe Deduction “Is this a picture of your fiancee?” “Yes.” “Hmm-m-m—she must be very wealthy.” ☆ Insistent Author : “What do you think of this story? Give me your honest opinion.” Editor : "It’s not worth anything.” Author : “1 know, but tell me anyway.”
Hugh A. Bagley F.1.0.N.Z. OPTICIAN PHONE 159 —KAITAIA
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Northland Age, Volume XII, Issue 47, 2 September 1943, Page 4
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