“I'm determined to get on,” the young business man told his friend, “so I’m taking a course at a school of languages.’’
“What language are you learning?” l ' “Scottish.” in j Teacher: “Tom, what is the difference 11 between vision and sight?” Tom: ,l “When our Ethel goes out in the evening, she’s a vision; when she gets up *' in the morning, she’s a sight.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXI, 2 April 1938, Page 13
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