Customer: “This photograph makes mo look older than I really am.” Photographer: "Well, that will save you the expense of having one taken later on.” Two Mexicans quarrelled and decided to fight a duel. In order not to attract attention they took a train into the country. The first Mexican booked a return ticket; his opponent took only a single. “Caramba!” exclaimed the first. “You expect not to come back, my friend? I always get a return.” “I never do,” said the other calmly. *T always take my adversary’s return half.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXI, 10 February 1938, Page 9
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