Farmer: “I wish I had the money the folks paid for all the cars that have passed here to-day.” Another Farmer: “I wish I had the money they owe on ’em!”
Burglar, after emptying the safe: “Well, suppose we count up and see wh'at we’ve got?” Burglar’s Mate: “Oh, I’m tired. Let’s wait and look in the papers to-morrow.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXI, 14 January 1937, Page 3
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59Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXI, 14 January 1937, Page 3
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