Tippler: "Do you know the reason why 1 have never met with success in life?” Plain Speaker: "Yes; there have been too many bars in your way.” Guest iangrily): "Look here, landlord. I'm heartily sick oi the way you do business. Didn't you ever have a gentleman stop with you before?' Landlord (gazing at him searchingiy': "Hum! Are you a gentleman?” "Of course!” "Then I never did.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXX, 8 October 1936, Page 5
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