Sorrowful Mother: “Every time you’re naughty i get another grey hair.” Awful child:“You must have been a naughty child when you were little. Just look at grandma l ”
Lady : “You would stand more chance of getting a job if you would slune and make yourself more presentable.”
Tramp: “Yes, lady. I found that out years ago.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXX, 26 September 1936, Page 6
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